10. Court mandated ankle bracelets on players make running the full court press difficult.

9. Elvis still draws a bigger crowd.

8. Tough new Tiger High entrance exam…yeah right.

7. Coaching at Memphis would also mean you have to live in Memphis.

6. Herenton wants to play power forward.

5. New coach must be approved by Bellevue Baptist prior to hiring.

4. All the fans throw ribs on the court when you lose.

3. You can’t even think of leaving Waco, TX.

2. You just don’t think carrying a gun to a basketball game is a good idea.

1. A portion of all coaching contracts at Tiger High must be paid in confederate dollars.

  1. john says:

    Mostly funny. The last one was not funny.

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