Washington Monthly recently ranked Tiger High 197 out of 258 national universities. Who were some of the universities who beat Tiger High you ask? Would you believe  Spalding University? How about Wright State? These are place that even UM basketball players can get in to.

Tiger High’s football team was recently ranked 96th by College Football News in its annual preseason rankings. This will put a lot of pressure on the Tigers to live up to the hype. Good thing is they are guaranteed to win more games than did the 2007-2008 Memphis Tiger basketball team which was 0-40 for the year. Luckily, beer will be sold at the stadium this year which provide fans with the illusion that they are actually watching Division I football.

Tiger High is finally getting what it deserves. TH will have to vacate their record 38 victories from their Final Four season of 2007-08. How are you going to spin this Tiger faithful? I can’t believe UK hired a coach with such a horrible W-L record!

Memphis recruit Latavious Williams would rather play overseas than commit to the now embattled Tiger High basketball program. Who said basketball players are stupid?

ESPN reports that Derrick Rose recently apologized for a picture that has been circulating on the internet of him flashing gang signs.

Tiger High accomplished the unthinkable, they out cheated a SEC school. Watch out Big Orange, Tiger High is encroaching upon your territory. Despite University of Georgia’s unwillingness to sign Dozier because of an invalid SAT score, Tiger High were eager to have him wear Tiger blue. Way to go R.C. and coach Cal, you out slimed one of the most historically slimy conferences in the nation.

If there was ever a team that deserved the NCAA death penalty it is Tiger High. The modern day equivalent of the Running Rebs (UNLV), UM epitomizes what is wrong with college basketball today. Derrick Rose, Tiger High’s poster child appears to be the focus of the NCAA probe. Rose may have begun cheating when in high school according to the Chicago Sun Times article. Face it Tiger fans YOU ARE FINALLY DONE!

It was only a matter of time before we found out why Cal fled Tiger High. It looks like the program and even Kentucky could be in big trouble because of Cal’s unethical tactics.  USA Today and the Commercial Appeal are reporting that one of Cal’s thugs really screwed up this time. Way to go Tiger High! Josh, get out while you can!

Possible Tiger High recruit John Wall was recently charged in break-in. Under coach Cal this would automatically qualify him for entry in to the program.  I suppose Memphis officials will have to make sure he is convicted before signing him to the squad.