Archive for the ‘Memphis Tigers’ Category

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Another Scandal for the Memphis Tigers

November 19, 2009

The AP reports that, the University of Memphis refused on Wednesday to release the NCAA’s response to its appeal of a ruling that vacated the 2007-08 men’s basketball season.” What a surprise. I wouldn’t want anyone to know either.  When is someone going to get fired at Tiger High?

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Tommy West Tells the Truth About University of Memphis

November 10, 2009

Tommy West may not be the best coach in D1 college football but he sure is the most honest. Say what you want about Tommy but he had more wins than the Memphis basketball program did last year because he ran an honest program. Tiger High is and will always be a joke but at least Tommy tried to make it something better and had more success than most of his predecessors. Additionally, I applaud him for not letting the good ole’ boys at Tiger High get by with their illusions of adequacy. I hope Tommy gets a better job in the future.

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University of Memphis Ranks 197th Among National Universities

September 2, 2009

Washington Monthly recently ranked Tiger High 197 out of 258 national universities. Who were some of the universities who beat Tiger High you ask? Would you believe  Spalding University? How about Wright State? These are place that even UM basketball players can get in to.

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True Fantasy Football

August 27, 2009

Tiger High’s football team was recently ranked 96th by College Football News in its annual preseason rankings. This will put a lot of pressure on the Tigers to live up to the hype. Good thing is they are guaranteed to win more games than did the 2007-2008 Memphis Tiger basketball team which was 0-40 for the year. Luckily, beer will be sold at the stadium this year which provide fans with the illusion that they are actually watching Division I football.

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Memphis Tigers on a Losing Streak! 0-40

August 20, 2009

Tiger High is finally getting what it deserves. TH will have to vacate their record 38 victories from their Final Four season of 2007-08. How are you going to spin this Tiger faithful? I can’t believe UK hired a coach with such a horrible W-L record!

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Memphis Tigers Lose Another High Profile Recruit

July 23, 2009

Memphis recruit Latavious Williams would rather play overseas than commit to the now embattled Tiger High basketball program. Who said basketball players are stupid?

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Thug Life In Memphis…Rose No exception

June 12, 2009

ESPN reports that Derrick Rose recently apologized for a picture that has been circulating on the internet of him flashing gang signs.

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SAT….We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ SAT

June 6, 2009

Tiger High accomplished the unthinkable, they out cheated a SEC school. Watch out Big Orange, Tiger High is encroaching upon your territory. Despite University of Georgia’s unwillingness to sign Dozier because of an invalid SAT score, Tiger High were eager to have him wear Tiger blue. Way to go R.C. and coach Cal, you out slimed one of the most historically slimy conferences in the nation.

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Give Tiger High The Death Penalty

May 28, 2009

If there was ever a team that deserved the NCAA death penalty it is Tiger High. The modern day equivalent of the Running Rebs (UNLV), UM epitomizes what is wrong with college basketball today. Derrick Rose, Tiger High’s poster child appears to be the focus of the NCAA probe. Rose may have begun cheating when in high school according to the Chicago Sun Times article. Face it Tiger fans YOU ARE FINALLY DONE!

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Why did Coach Cal Leave?

May 28, 2009

It was only a matter of time before we found out why Cal fled Tiger High. It looks like the program and even Kentucky could be in big trouble because of Cal’s unethical tactics.  USA Today and the Commercial Appeal are reporting that one of Cal’s thugs really screwed up this time. Way to go Tiger High! Josh, get out while you can!