There are apparently a number of climatologists now living in Memphis. What made these scientists flock to this backwoods community is unknown. However, most of them are evidently being employed by local Burger Kings. These crown wearing soothsayers decided to use Burger King signs to get their message out that global warming is a myth. Although Burger King management has order these signs to be taken down, I am sure these brave men and women will not be deterred. Hopefully, McDonalds will soon follow suit and inform the public about stem cell research.